Try not to slip in. ;)

Not cheating if you got dog.

Getting used in the bathroom.

Not cheating if she isn't herself

I may or may not have a problem

Just the tip is not cheating

Not exactly in the job description.

A collection of things your girlfriend says, just not to you...

Not her fault her shorts keep riding up on her...

Catch my panties with your hand, this thin skirt will not be

Fucking my brother I’m the bathroom with Mom and Dad in the

Fucking my brother in the bathroom with our parents in the other