I’m not trying to break any rules, but I got this ad while

She a Latina, so this breaks the rules, but she got melanin,

She didn't have any money but she did have faketits

I was inspired from Tour de France, so I made my own - proof

When Alina West was just a small teen, she had to pay her stepdad's

She said she was dying for a fat juicy sausage but didn't have

She didn’t have any cash to pay the pool guy so she gave him

She was the main speaker in a convention related to feminism.

She thought she was alone in the changing room, but what she

She didn't use any loopholes, she just simply didn't cheat

She didn't break from hard pounding

She was a Chastity Dominatrix, but he was determined to break