Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet

Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet

A beautiful toilet needs a few slaps to make it feel loved.

I can think of a few ways to spend an afternoon

(Snapchat) Posts a vid of her and her topless friend in the background,

TV exec: “hey you know that tv show about people literally

Hope you had a great Labor Day! I can think of a few ways to

Making an erection for the photos and, let's face it, it's just

She had been dreaming of this moment for weeks. She had been

I would probably make bank if I decided to make an OF

[M4M] To make an omelet?

after hours of abuse my body is so sensitive that it only takes