this is "girls night" while you stay home and game..

You don’t need to go to work, porn wants you to stay home and

I was out of town and my usual goon buds were getting needy…

Pop Quiz Gooner: you surprise these two girls doing "this" in

“Hey babe, the girls wanted to keep girls night out going so

Letting my betaboi goonbuds move in with me was such a stroke

It’s girls night, and you’re home gooning. She promised she

Not gay if I came home early and caught you in my girls clothes

You had too much to drink and couldn’t remember inviting the

Two girls nights out in a row. This one is a spontaneous one

When you got a taxi to get home but then you realized that you

Your straight buddy confessed that he always wanted to try facefuck,