You told your friend to make himself at home as you went to buy

And you were completely unsuspecting when she told you she was

“Hey baby, remember when you cheating and I told you I forgave

She told you nothing would happen. She'd just talk to him and

Some creep at a bar was hitting on me, and I told him, “I speak

She never told you what the job is but only that she loves it

Mmmm… I’ve been told I’m insatiable, but most have no idea

She told you she’s going to girls night

The real reason she told you she was busy and couldn’t talk.

The security guard caught me doing cruising in the bathroom and

Told him to admire this fat ass and he did

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