Your sister's boyfriend was such a douchebag. Last Thanksgiving

Your mom’s favorite lazy Sunday activity is getting cum drunk

Oh your mom told you she’s drunk and spending the night at

Your mom's ass was so legendarily fat that when your bully finally

What could be worse than your bully dating your sister? Well,

At my backyard party I told my mom not to show up, some of the

You shouldn't have confronted your bully today! Now you walk

Your dad's friend who always had a thing for your mom, saw his

Your dad's friend who always had a thing for your mom, saw his

Whenever ur bully is frustrated..he come to ur mom drunk to take

Because my bully's our star quarterback, he never gets in trouble.

Your mom stumbles in just after one, clearly drunk. "I can't