As a single dad, it's nice to have a babysitter that knows exactly

Sir rule says that any time I'm sitting down, im masturbating.

When I found out the babysitter was selected as a birthing slut

Always overdressed.

My girlfriend jerking me off on her best friends face.

Our double date turned into a swap.

The head cheerleader at our school is a worthless cum slut and

All teenage females are required to do 500 hours community service.

My owner won't let me wear anything more while I clean the house.

Island farm girls are true sluts.

The government raised me as an anal loving whore.

I asked all of the government owned sluts at the house party

Showing our friend from off the Island a good time on the Island.