original post: https://redd.it/npzr2a
Sometimes, being a blonde means excessive horniness
Blonde by eiriantdn
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Sometimes, being a klutz is the best excuse.
Sometimes having an orgy means getting kicked in the face 😛
Being the queen means you’re the best, so I always try to push
Being outta town means finding new places to get my hump on
Being 5’1 means being short for every mirror
Sometimes, being a "Stag" means you sit back and enjoy the show
Being a maid means being his fucktoy right
Being a grandmother doesn't mean being old, it means being horny
