Whenever my girlfriend is out of town my beta bud knows how I

All I need to do is say the word and my bud will hop off to throat

Whenever my cute bud wears that pink and rainbow outfit I just

Whenever my bud invites me over I can barely get through the

My slutty boiwhore bud could tell that my huge, sweaty alpha

My beta buds always thank me for bullying them by worshipping

My huge alpha cock turned my dumb gooner bud into a slobbering

Ever since I found out my nasty goon bud's weakness was musk,

My buds never have to worry about worshipping my huge alpha cock~

Just another day of me laying back and smoking my weed while

Fucking hell~ I love my girl but no one can beat my best bud

It's not gay if your just showing your appreciation towards a