little/hairy/loser/useless/stupid/virgin/sissy/shrimp/eternal

I want to laugh at your disgusting shrimp right now.

If I saw your cock so small, I would laugh and tell you to get

Breeding is something we take seriously over at our cuckold household.

Your pathetic little clit at least makes me laugh, its not that

If your insignificant clit is less than 6 inches I'll make you

At least it makes me laugh

Look, loser! You're finally good at something... at making me

Your little friend is lame but at least you gave me a good laugh

I won't ever be satisfied by that thing but at least it can make

At least you made me laugh with your shrimp

You're such a loser that just the fact that I laugh at your useless