Once upon a time Ethan said he’d never live this down…

I promised I would keep my new dress on. Never said I wasn’t

When I told you I was a hopper and my plans to hop the hottest

I agreed to have anal sex, but I never said I'd be the bottom

[M] said he never experienced something like this with [F]

Your girlfriend said she was going out with a couple of her friends

Told him I would make him cum with my pussy, never said he would

He said he never thought he would love dick so I made him eat

This new bull said he's never had a massage like this.... have

This is how every marriage should be.. my husband's friend called

Daddy said just the tip but it’s never just the tip

[M4F] After my daughter broke up with her boyfriend because of