I’m not gay at all bud… I just need you to give me your protein,

My bud somehow persuaded me it wasn't gay to give him a little

I told you I could gape better than your girlfriend. It's not

I'm just helping you with your break up bud. Can't be gay if

That's the best way you'll be able to teach your gf how to give

It's not gay if I'm showing off the present my bro got for me!

It’s not gay if I’m the only person available to give you

Its not gay, if its my cake day, and you wanna give me "cake"

It's Saturday night. Treat yourself and give yourself a facial.

It's not gay if my bud doesn't give me a choice

My daughters BF complained that she couldn't give a good BJ,

Your gay friend told you that pranking str8 pals always leads