Well, guess the guy that tried to hop me didn't expect me to

Heard a commotion in my tank. I guess my new ranchu dosent wait

Tried edging but I failed in the end. Or did I?

I tried to slap hard but I guess I failed.

Tried holding it

He tried... but as you can see, my pet failed

We were meeting a guy later that day so I tried but failed to

I tried my best to hold it but failed

I tried to guess some boobs blindfolded and failed miserably.

I tried holding it in guess I failed

Tried holding it in but I failed

tried holding it in, guess I failed