Did you think it was gonna be THAT big, be honest 😏

Did you think there was such a surprise hidden under the umbrella?

Did you think it was that thick?

Did you think it was gonna be this big?

Did you think I was wearing a bra? [drop]

Did you think it was this big from the front or did I surprise

did you think i was big from the front or did i surprise you?

did you think i was big from the front or did i surprise you?

Did you think it was gonna be this big?18F

Did you think it was gonna be this big?

Did you think it was gonna be this big? 😜

You knew I wasn’t on birth control and you didn’t bring condoms