i'm flat as a board, but would youu still nail me?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

I am flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board, but I bet you would still nail me ;)

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board, but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I may be flat as a board, but would you still NAIL me? 😉

I've been told I'm flat as a board...would you nail me anyway?