Rewetting my jeans again after I got home from my walk where

Follow me home from a club as I’m too drunk to walk properly

It’s not gay if I’m just doing it to repay you for driving

Nothing gay about working from home. I’m just enjoying myself

What we do in the comfort of our own home can not be considered

My bud was getting pretty uncomfortable on our walk, it's not

Not gay if you came home early and caught me gooning my bwc

My goth roommate told me it’s not gay if he’s just cleaning

Not gay if I caught you all dressed up and girly when I came

Going out with gf, bud, and bud's gf. This is the 3rd time our

is it gay if i lost a size bet in the lockerroom and he made

It’s not gay if I walk myself home after