Cinco de Mayo, or the fifth of May, is a holiday that celebrates

Be honest: would you really date a girl with tiny, tan chest

How I expect you to thank me after I yet again carry you to victory,

Would you date me?

My GF and I had planned a romantic date/game night for my birthday.

I love anal… even better if it’s on the first date!

What are you choosing for me to wear on our first date

My Tinder date wanted to see who would get a victory royale first

Make sure to ride your carry to victory, and then drain them

While we wait in queue I’ll get myself all worked up until

Peeing in your mouth on the first date is a must

When you do so well I can’t even wait for the final victory