When your bud actually thought your invite to study was real...

You thought they were big, but they're actually MASSIVE

I’m the cumslut you’ve always dreamed of but never thought

They seriously thought I had balloons under my shirt, couldn’t

She Thought She Was Going Out In Public Wearing Sheer Clothes,

She thought it was just a harmless anime show, but little did

She Thought It Was Just a Belly Button Piercing...But She Was

He dared me to do it, I don’t think he thought I would actually

I bought what I thought was a hyper realistic VR porn game. I

I never thought I’d actually be able to take 10 inches

I was so nervous when I finally bit the bullet and took my Swap

Was actually cleaning but then I thought what if I become a maid