Can you tell how fucking hard I am?

I got a little turned on tonight and figured I would have a little

How F’d am I? A stripper had a party in my oil pan. It’s

I hope everyone can tell I am not wearing a bra!

I hope I can make you as wet as I am hard ;)

can you tell how hard I am before it busts?

I hope i am sexy enough - tell me

Hope I am making you hard right now ;)

Men tell me I'm a dumb cow and that my udders should be tied

Tell me honestly, am I bigger soft than he is hard?

My asian boyfriend asked what I did for work. I said part time

I hope that you don't mind that I am as kinky as I am thick ;)