It's not gay if you can't get hard without a big long chunk of

Put that fat pawg ass to good use bro! It's not gay to twerk

Is it gay to let your buddy use your ass to get himself off?

You showed up with your ass looking fat and got me all horny,

With an ass this fat and feminine, it's definitely not gay if

“Oh good morning bud. Your morning wood was poking my ass.”

It’s not gay for you to wear my girl’s clothes to stroke

He was already hard when I walked in on him watching porn, so

It isn't gay, I can explain! I lost a bet with my roommates so

Bro it's not gay; it was an accident. I was gonna prank you by

Taking my little brothers virginity is not gay

You lost the bet, now you gotta kiss his ass, it's not gay bro...