...when you go toyshopping and your eyes are bigger than your

When a readhead, brunette, and dirty blonde (me) get together...

someone squeeze them for me, I'm tired of my own hands

When I asked them what they wanted to do and they said me

They're so thick...and they'd look better with your face between

You’re going to bend your ass over for me when I say so and

My parents were questioning me about my sister and they told

They’re bouncing to beat your Monday Blues

They're so heavy, can someone hold them for me?

They're so heavy, can someone hold them for me?

When you're single and have to do everything on your own (18)

Your younger sister came to visit you and they had a fight with