HMFT after I nosedive onto the riverbank

HMFT after I head butt my opponent and then go through a window

HMFT after a bull picks me up by the jaw (/r/holdmyfeedingtube)

HMFT after I get hauled by a U-Haul

Hmft after the ice bucket challenge

HMFT after I sucker punch Khabib in school

HMFT after i drunkenly move about these floats. Lmao his face

HMFT after I go through some light tubes and sever a major artery!

HMFT after I take a sloppy Death Valley Driver off a roof, intending

HMFT after escaping a police car

HMFT after I blow up the garage... and everything

HMFT after the baseball bat hit me