If you were my friend and I asked you to first smell and then

Smell my stinky ass first before you eat

I just got back from the gym, wanna smell my stinky starfish

I forgot to use toilet paper, wanna smell my stinky starfish

If I slip my ass in the morning and its stinky smell wakes you

If I asked you to eat my stinky starfish on a first date, what

I hope that even if my starfish is dirty and stinky, you'll still

Are you gonna sniff my stinky starfish or eat it right away

what's the first thing you're gonna do with my stinky starfish,

If I showed you my stinky starfish and offered to smell it, what

What's the first thing you're gonna do with my stinky starfish,

Spread my ass and smell my stinky starfish