My bud said we were going to keep it straight this time.. 5 minutes

how my goon bro fucks me after we swore we’d keep it straight

Me and my goon bro know how to keep it straight, just barely

My bud: bro, we are straight so can’t be doing what we did

"just keep going bud I'm almost there dont stop you're doing

Bro what are you doing? This is supposed to be a straight session..

Hey bro your girl came over, I’ll keep her company while you’re

If you’re not a 100% straight bro then keep scrolling. This

Bud said "come over bro! My parents have left. I promise we will

5 seconds after my roommate and I agreed to keep it straight

Ah what are you doing bro! Stop! Mhmmmmm bro ummmm

My roommate: Alright bro, we definitely have to keep it straight