This wasn't really how you planned it, but shes enjoying it so

The wife finally got out to see "some friends" after been cooped

Your wife went out this past weekend for the first time in 3

After months of begging...

Helping out your friend who hasn't been laid in months

Maybe not the first idea you had when you spent 6 months salary

You've been dating for two months and she's already rimmed all

Your wife's attempt to get your job back didn't go exactly as

You have been snapchatting this thick asian girl for a few months

My friend was a magical girl who dispised her lack of free time.

This should be your goal for the next 3-6 months. What’s your

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