Let’s measure?

Your itty bitty disgusting excuse for a “dick” reminds me

You can never measure up to A Goddess!

You couldn't measure up to my toy... I will make you sit on it!

If I measure you and your not this size! You have no value to

I want you to feel worthless knowing your shrimp can't measure

Your pp is microscopic could I even measure it?

You can''t even measure up to plastic. How sad!

Guess what? Guinness wants to measure that tiny thing you have.

let's measure that crap in public

I won't be able to measure it, I can't see it

I don't need this tape measure to know your size. Even my pinky