I bet you wish you were this carpet. 😍

I bet you wish you were this Uber driver

I bet you wish you were this sleeve

Wish you were this sleeve

I wish you were this sleeve

I wish you were this sleeve

I wish you were this sleeve

You wish you were this wall

I bet you wish you were this blanket, don’t you?

Wish you were this strap!

You wish you were this thong stuffed up my ass

Squeezing out HUGE logs for you to feast on.. Don't you wish