It's crazy thinking we have the technology. I'd be afraid to

Every time I try to stop jerking I start humping my bed

If you were thinking about going to bed then you better think

OMG it's a magic bed! Whenever I lay down on it, my blouse disappears

U want try me ? I’m crazy in bed

She reminds me of my friends batshit crazy mom who used to always

Its Always Crazy To Me When People Try To Deny This (Credit:@cranksy)

This is all I'm thinking about in bed with a girl

This is how your wifeys girls night ended. The 3 of us getting

They don't even try to hide it any more...they fuck while you're

Nothing crazy, I'm just laying here stroking my dick thinking

Your STR8 bud was drunk and acting like a slut for some reason,