I been a closet gay my whole life, I was even in love of my business

My bud totally just hopped on my dick while my gf was present…

I gave you your mother's birthday present.

It barely fits.. I know you like it when I treat you like my

My bud was disappointed that he couldn't get a stripper for his

Its not gay to help your professors to release their work stress!

It's not gay to dress up like a girl and present your ass as

It's not gay. it's just a birthday gift for my nerd friend that

You and your bud were at the mall shopping for his GF's birthday

Bud had a real thing for Egirls. So as a Christmas present I

You forgot to open up your final present of the day~ This one

It’s not gay if I’m ur birthday present. Happy birthday bro