My straight roommate walked in on me jerking off… I didn’t

My roommate found me dressed like a girl in my room, so he decided

Yeah bud, it's totally not gay, you look just like a girl!

Don’t worry bro.. this is totally not gay. I’m switched to

It's not gay if you come home and find your roommate dressed

My roommate convinced me that it's not gay to cum on my face

You got drunk and I was wearing a g string. The only logical

My roommate makes me try on outfits he bought his girl before

My roommate can use my mouth whenever he wants! Not gay because

It's not gay if I dress like a girl and you try to get me pregnant

My roommate told me it's not gay since I'm always dressing up

I had a stressful day and my roommate decided to help. He says