I made you a cake for Valentine's Day, but you have to give me

Turned 18 today, who’s gonna give me my first legal cream pie?

Would you give me my first cream pie at 18??

Would you give me my first cream pie at 18 if I beg for it??

Would you give me my first cream pie at 18???

Would you give me my first cream pie at 18???

Would you give me my first cream pie?? I’m only 18 but begging

Would you give me my first cream pie since I’m only 18???

Would you give me my first anal cream pie at 18??

Would you give me my first cream pie because I’m 18??

Would you give me my first cream pie at 18???

Would you give me my first anal cream pie since I’m 18?