I’m taking the day off work. Who wants to come over for netflix

This was supposed to just be a selfie so her parents didn’t

I started taking birth control pill and my natural boobs got

“She’s so wet…” I hear myself murmur like some disgusting

It wasn't a secret that you had a crush on me but I never thought

She ain’t pop a pill yet, I can’t chill yet I wanna cop a

Sure I had been a bully to you for all your time in school but

After taking I pill she can't control

I’ll do anything to keep my family together, but with how distant

During my first semester of college I had gotten sick and fallen

No matter what, I always seem to grab the short straw when it

This is what happened right after telling him "I stopped taking