I told my buddy’s Dad to imagine my balls are tits…and my

It’s not gay if you put your thick black cock between my big

I came to visit my bros, but they forgot to tell me they grew

Told my bud about my break-up so he let me know it’s “totally

Last week you said it would be totally gay if we fucked, bud,

It wouldn't be gay for me to get a huge pair of tits for my bros

It's not gay to help a couple of my buds relieve some stress,

It's not gay if my giant femboy tits are too big for my sportsbra

It’s not gay to swallow cock if they have tits, right?

It’s not gay if you’ve got a nicer ass than my girlfriend

Shall we roll another one bro? I’m gonna pour another drink

Not gay if we get drunk and you try on my girlfriends lingerie,