My shower gave me a Christmas present, that I’m regifting to

I brought you a present

You work so straight bulls dont have to. Present your wallet

spread your wallet and you can take a big whiff!

All you could ever be is a wallet to me….

On your knees with your wallet open

Could be you if your wallet can afford it

would you accept me as your christmas present

Would you be happy to unwrap such present under the tree

As the ultimate Cash Master, I control your mind and your wallet.

Sundays were made for edging to porn while watching my wallet

Come on, I know you want to break your wallet with meeee