I used to be straight, but after my room-mate decided that I

MMC after my race car catches on fire

MMC after my plane flips and bumps into the one directly below

MMC after my orca drowns me at Seaworld

MMC after my rally car hits a tree and bursts into flames

MMC after my leg gets caught in a wire coil

MMC after my spacecraft breaks apart upon atmospheric re-entry

MMC after my abusive husband attacks me with a machete

MMC After my head smashes into the ground after hitting a pothole

MMC after my partner shoots me in the head after an argument

After my first MFM i have been addicted to being between two

I love to rub my body with oil after my showers. But there’s