You should've known your friends would push things too far like

She was feeling naughty and wanted to explore her sexuality.

it's not size that matters, but perkiness :)

it's not size that matters, but perkiness :)

it's not size that matters, but perkiness :)

It’s not size that matters but perkiness

it's not size that matters, but perkiness :)

it's not size that matters, but perkiness :)

it's not size that matters, but perkiness

it's not size that matters, but perkiness :)

it's not size that matters

It's not size that matters, but perkiness :)