I applied for a #miamidade #busdriver position and ask the person

Rule #1 of threesomes: always ask who the third person is!

A message arrived from my friend's number with a video attached:

Usually, when people ask me where I woke up after the Great Shift,

“Hey, where are you going?” I ask desperately. We’d been

If slim thick was a person

I thought my date last night was keen to get me back to her apartment

Ive been on holiday the last 2 weeks and every single night without

Ive been on holiday the last 2 weeks and every single night without

I couldn't tell if the person below wanted tits or ass, so they

Would you ask me out if you saw me in person?

Not promising anything, If we met in person, what's the first