[M4F] Santa's biggest and sluttiest fan. Instead of leaving him

Ya think Santa would appreciate it if I left him a slice of cake

I ran out of milk n cookies, so Santa can eat my ass instead.

I forgot the milk and cookies, so I pegged Santa instead

I love fantasizing & roleplaying being an opportunist rapist

Santa want's more than milk and cookies this year

I'm giving Santa a blowjob instead of cookies and milk this year

I think I'll leave Santa my pussy instead of some cookies

Instead of milk and cookies.. how about just milk my balls..

I have to make sure Santa likes the taste of my milk and cookies

I think Santa will prefer these instead of cookies

Life Hack-Instead of leaving out cookies and milk for Santa,