[NSFW] This is why you never wear sweatpants in the tire shop

This is why you should never take me home to meet your parents

This is why you don’t use your tits as a wallet 😅🙈🤷🏻‍♀️🇨🇦

This is why I don't need a stress ball 🍑

This is why I don't need a stress ball 🍑

This is why I don't go commando

This is Why I Don’t Run at The Gym

This is why I don't cum inside Blair 💦💦

This is why we don't let the townies decide the strip club music

This is why I don’t wear panties under my skirt

This is why you don’t give objects safewords, they are too

This is why you don’t take me hiking!