It's not gay when your friends treat you like a girl

It’s not gay if I identify as a girl for a few hours…

My roommate convinced me that it's not gay to cum on my face

Its not gay if you take total control of me like he did to her,

It’s not gay if my roommates and I draw straws to see who is

My bud said he hasn't been able to ejaculate unless there's a

Definitely not gay if my bro just got ghosted by a girl and has

Dude my girl is coming home any minute and you are still getting

Bud I don't see my girl, quick go to the car and let's do it

When your hung buddies girl flaked on there holiday vacation

It's not gay since you dresses up like a girl

it's not gay if you turn me into a girl!