Showers take so long cuz I be throwing this ass, can’t help

If my neighbors only knew what I was doing! 🤭

if my friend only knew what i did at her place while she was

if my daddy only knew what his 18yo daughter did with his shirt

if only my mom knew why i always take so long in the bath cleaning

This is why moms showers take so so long!

if my parents only would know..

if my parents only would know..

If my roommates only knew what I did on our couch

If my dad only knows what I was filming...

If my husband only knew what I do when he leaves for work!

If my parents saw this, they would kill me