HMFT after I get stampeded over by cows

HMFT after I don’t get promoted and go for a joy ride

HMFT after I get a crash course in physics

HMFT after I get punched and forget how to walk

HMFT after I drunkenly sing with heads outside the car in an

HMFT after I get crushed at work

HMFT after I refuse to get out of the way of a car doing donuts

HMFT after I get KO'd on the side of the road

HMFT after I get cocky

HMFT after I get yeeted off this scooter

HMFT after I get hit by someone driving a stolen car while being

I say thank you after I get head 🙈