I get why people call them fun bags

Do you ever wonder what that clapping sound is when you call

Perfect size for your mouth

My boobs are so perfect for my size

Perfect little handful

some people call them small, I call them perfect for your mouth

now you why they call us "fun"sized

I’m starting to understand why they call them the perfect size

If sinks aren’t for pissing in, why would they put them in

Why’d the principal call me a cock tease daddy?

Now this, BBL haters, is what you call a perfect harmless woman,

You might call me the perfect goth fleshlight