My bud convinced me it wasn't gay to dress like a girl and let

I’m not gay bud, stop trying, just cuz I have a fat ass doesn’t

My bud caught me dressing like a girl and said he would tell

With an ass this fat and feminine, it's definitely not gay if

You don't get girls so I'll let you use my ass bud. Just imagine

I'm sure my bud is gay, which he denies, so I tricked him by

My bud always bragging about fucking a chick in the ass. I said,

Not gay if your ass looks so feminine

I'm not gay but when my bud told me that his girl had been withholding

Is it gay to get fucked in the ass by my bud if *he* looks like

Despite what he says I'm beginning to think lending my bud my

The irony of my two buds relentlessly teasing me and calling