I asked Santa for some clothes this Christmas he didn’t listen

You had your dream job - Santa Claus! You needed a Mrs Claus

At the mall yesterday a mall Santa asked my kids what they wanted

I asked Santa for spanks this Christmas

Mrs Claus is here to give you everything else you asked Santa

Here is what you asked Santa Claus for this Christmas

Here is what you asked Santa Claus for this Christmas

Here is what you asked Santa Claus for this Christmas

Here is what you asked Santa Claus for this Christmas

Here's your doll you asked Santa Claus for this Christmas

Happy Christmas Eve! Going live tonight, gonna see if we can

Rudolph, Santa Claus, Vixen, Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen [Christmas]