Hey do you mind if I use your face as a chair?

Need a new chair. Can I use your face?

Your face will be my next chair!

Mommy needs your face as a chair...

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it :)

I'm gonna use your face as a chair and you'll love it

Now your face is my new chair

This would be your POV if your face were my chair :)

I was thinking your face could be my chair for today

I'm gonna use your face as a chair and you'll love it

Will you let mommy use your face as a chair?

Your face looks like my dream chair