My ex girlfriend wasn't very bright... but she came from a line

Wish it wasn’t wasted

I shrieked when I saw the face in the mirror. It wasn’t mine,

My ex broke up with me because he thought I wasn't ambitious,

My ex broke up with me, indicating I wasn't spontaneous enough,

My ex wasn't horny enough for me, will you be?

My ex broke up with me because he said I wasn't hot enough, was

I wanted to get back at my ex girlfriend after she broke up with

Broke up with ex because I bet I can please a man better than

My ex just broke up with me because i'm apparently "too small"

My Ex embarrassed me when we broke up and I wasn’t the type

My ex left me because I didn’t look girly enough 🥲