They're real, and they're fantastic. Would you come play with

"They're real and they're spectacular!" (18f)

They’re real! I’ll let ya feel em 😜

They’re real, they’re spectacular, and I’m gonna drop em.

They’re real, they’re spectacular, and I’m gonna drop em.

They're real, they're wet and they're spectacular

They may not be perfect but they're real 😇

They may not be perfect, but at least they're real! (BTBF)

They're small but I'm sure you're gonna like them

They might not be perfect but they’re real!

They’re real and they’re spectacular.

They’re real & they’re magnificent