It's hard to leave the house when I could just be doing this

When we can't find a bull for DP, we improvise

We like to make the cuck useful when we can.

We love the weekends when we can let loose and share our slutty

[M4F] I don't have anything *that* specific in mind, but I'd

We love when we can get a lil freaky

We have to be fast, someone might hike by... Or we can just not

When I’m out with my busty friends, we can’t help ourselves

We're transcending, dude! Now we can score with ourself!

Why waste time when we can just have fun?

Why waste time when we can just have fun?

Who needs to finish the wall when we can just fill the river