to everyone who called me wood stick in highschool: suck my nipples

Taking a sick day for this

I'd be happy to be called your cumdump of the year

Called in sick to worship porn and pump my throbbing goon stick

I just called in sick to stay in home fingering my fat pussy

It’s not gay since we called in sick to work

I just called in sick to stay in bed fingering my fat pussy all

If it was on the menu what do you think it would be called

You were a troublemaker at school and after being called yet

Called out SICK today [40yo]

"I called in and told my Boss I was so sick I wouldn't be leaving

not bad for a 40yo lady, right?